<<if turned_left eq "1">>\n\tYou decide that the dog's life is worth more than fulfilling your own curiousity and turn around, heading on the path to the right.\n<<endif>>\n\n\tIt takes you a minute to see the old hound in the dark, but you make it to him safe and sound.\n\t"Let's get out of here, boy," you say to him.\n\tHe barks, as if to agree.\n\n\tAs you walk along, back to where you had come, you notice a flash coming from the dog's collar. You figure your eyes were playing tricks on you, until it happened again. You stop and call the dog to you. He comes closer and you take a look.\n\n\tIt's nothing like you've ever seen before.\n\n\tYou are baffled at how you didn't notice it earlier. This thing, whatever it was, could in no way be of human technology. And right as this thought crossed your mind, you found yourself frozen, paralyzed. You can't move a muscle. You panic, unaware of what to do. The dog runs away down the path.\n\n\tAs you stay there, crouched in the awkward pose you are stuck in, the blue dots that were originally coating the corn start to vibrate, shake themselves loose. They float towards you. All of them, millions it seemed, were headed your way. They all stopped about a foot from you, in circle around your body. Soon they were too dense to be seen through. A glowing ring of blue light surrounds you. Suddenly, you are released, free to move again. You push on the glowing walls around you, but to no avail. Together they have formed a wall as hard as concrete.\n\n\tYou no longer hear the crickets in the distance or the bats fluttering above. You no longer smell the fresh manure that you had laid just the week before. You saw nothing but the bright blue wall ahead of you, behind you, and to all sides of you.\n\n\t"What is this?!", you yell, though, in your mind, you know no one can hear you.\n\t"Let me out!"\n\n\tSuddenly, as if responding to your pleas, you feel yourself being lifted. You don't fight it, you don't say another word. You sit and wait for your [[destination|Ship]], whatever it may be.
\t\t\t\t\t\tShrek is Love\n\t\t\t\t\t\tShrek is Life
\t<<silently>>\n\t<<set turned_left = "0">>\n\t<<endsilently>>\n\tYou are walking in a corn field. It's late, but not so late that you can't see where you are going. You've been out for what seems to you like a few minutes, looking for you're dog who's disappeared into the field. You never were a fan of living on a farm, and as far as you can tell, neither was she.\n\n\tYou notice nothing strange at first, but as you go along, you start to notice small blue dots littering the still-husked corn. \n\t"What is this?" you think to yourself, "Some new kind of pesticide I haven't heard about?"\n\tRegardless you continue, not thinking much of it. \n\n\tAfter a few more minutes of walking, you hear the familiar bark of your four-legged friend. You head towards the sound of the bark, the blue dots growing thicker in the air.\n\n\tYou come to a fork in the corn. One path, leading right, seams to be the source of the barking. The other path, leading left, is completely swarmed with the blue dots. Nothing seems to be left untouched. You decide to:\n\n\t[[Go Left|Left]] \n\n\t[[Go Right|Right]]
Taken
\tYou continue forward, regardless of the dog's cries. You are determined to find out what is going on.\n\n\tYou enter a clearing in the field. Corn lay matted down at your feet.\n\t"Damn kids fooling around again.", you think to yourself.\n\t"When I get back, they aren't going to hear the end of this". \n\tAnd right as that thought crosses your mind, you are paralyzed, stuck, unable to move a muscle.You panic, unaware of what to do.\n\n\tAs you stay there, glued in the awkward pose you are stuck in, the blue dots that were originally coating the corn start to vibrate, shake themselves loose. They float towards you. All of them, millions it seemed, were headed your way. They all stopped about a foot from you, in circle around your body. Soon they were too dense to be seen through. A glowing ring of blue light surrounds you. Suddenly, you are released, free to move again. You push on the glowing walls around you, but to no avail. Together they have formed a wall as hard as concrete.\n\n\tYou no longer hear the crickets in the distance or the bats fluttering above. You no longer smell the fresh manure that you had laid just the week before. You saw nothing but the bright blue wall ahead of you, behind you, and to all sides of you.\n\n\t"What is this?!", you yell, though, in your mind, you know no one can hear you.\n\t"Let me out!"\n\n\tSuddenly, as if responding to your pleas, you feel yourself being lifted. You don't fight it, you don't say another word. You sit and wait for your [[destination|Ship]], whatever it may be.\n\n\t
yeezusbetch\n
\tYou are awoken by the sound of footsteps on metal and the soft mumbling of voices. You don't recognize the language. You try to lift your hands but notice you are strapped onto a table with a hole from the middle of your back to the backs of your knees in it. You are naked. Suddenly the table lifts itself into an upright position and two "creatures" walk in. You recognized what they were. Llamas? But, they were standing on two legs. And talking.\n\n\tOne was holding a clip board and was having a conversation with the other. They kept glancing back and forth from the clip board, to you, and then to eachother. Suddenly the one holding the clip board hands it to the other, and presses a button on a near by desk. The table you are strapped to turns itself around and bends you forward. You are clueless as to what is happening. And out of no where you feel your asshole getting penetrated by the largest dick you have ever felt. You can't tell if you love it or not, but the pain is almost pleasurable. You have never been ass rammed this hard before. Dad was good, but not this good. You hadn't even seen anyone go this fast or hard.\n\n\tAnd then to your surprise, he pulls out. You yell at him for more, scream for more. But nothing comes. Except the burning. Seemingly instantly your asshole starts burning like no other. You can feel your ass dripping on the floor. You scream "WHY? WHY?", and you feel the llama come up behind you. He whispers in your ear, now in English.\n\n\t\t\tThe words he utters change everything.\n\n\t\t\t\t"It's all ogre now, lasseh."\n\n\tYou now realise why this fate has been brought upon you.\n\n\t\t\t You mumble out your last words,\n\t\t\t\t"Shrek . . . is . . . Drek."\n\t\t\tand die right there, at the hands of your god.\n\n\t\t\t\t\t\t [[FIN|LOL]]\n\n
\t<<silently>>\n\t<<set turned_left = "1">>\n\t<<endsilently>>\n\tYou decide the dog can wait and venture to your left. It's hard to see through the floating blue shroud that has surrounded you, but you press on regardless. You can still hear the dog barking in the distance, but much farther this time. He sound . . . desperate. In pain. You contemplate if you made the right decision.\n\n\t[[ Turn Around|Right]]\t\t\n\n\t[[ Press On|Forward]]